slydig:

lovemenowtill4ever:

slydig:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name

why would her room number be zoey 

(via ruinedchildhood)

wzrdkelley:

cheyennecheyenne:

I need… not a boyfriend? but someone who plans on being around for a while who’s totally down for me to try and fail to be sexy around, someone who’s cool with my being eager to do things I’m not yet good at or comfortable with, who encourages me until I get good at sexy stuff

omg me but a girl

(via sorryourenotasinner)

mrfluffeh:

I met Molly and she gave me the best time I’ve ever had (:

dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

very awkward delivering pizzas to people on the third floor of these damn apartments

(via yummiexdrawr)